i’ve been sent by the spirit of pete rose.

Anonymoussaid: have you ever blushed because someone flattered you?

Nope. I’m sorry I’m not the main character of a bishounen anime.

#Anonymous
acornpenissaid: Have you had fries dipped in honey, 'cause that shit tastes like death.

NOPE.

#acornpenis #i mean i'd try it
Anonymoussaid: Have you ever eaten so much that you vomited?

NOPE. Nearly did one time though.

#Anonymous
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eiichiro-oda:

 THE STRAW HAT PIRATES!